Jess Franco, the walking death of Eurocrime (Part VIII): The case of Ilsa, the Wicked Warden

     The Thesis: Every Eurocrime-Franchise that Jess Franco touched, had to be buried afterwards. Basically his movies are the sleazy epitaphs of once-well-regarded serials and characters: the last chance to squeeze some money out of an already dead topic.

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Residing in quiet Zurich, Romay and Franco seem to finally get their lifes together. Switzerland is known for discreet but bottomless sex experiences for sale. No wonder the OPEC and the IOC reside there. With Erwin C. Dietrich, Franco finally has found a producer who can handle him and the result are 15 movies in 2 years. And most of them pretty good. 

Dietrich, freed from the burdon of directing himself (except for the very special "Rolls Royce Baby" Lina Romay feature), puts his energy into distribution and acquires the rights to distribute two movies about the inner workings of prisoner camps in unwieldy surroundings for the german-speaking market. 

These sincere psychological studies, made by the renowned company of CINEPIX, of female behaviour when put in a situation of power (and powerlessness) obviously tingled something deep inside of Herr Dietrich (= he smelled money, big time).... 

The Franchise: Ilsa, Greta, Wanda

Ok, this is a far stretch. Ilsa, is of course not a european franchise but a canadian one, but then it is based on Ilse Koch, who was German anyway, so I just have the liberty to include the series here. Forgive me. Furthermore, this is a european film as only Thorne is from overseas. Adding to this is the statement by Dietrich himself who always considered the german-language versions as the original ones. And as we will see at the  end, it was Dietrich himself, who started this whole SHE-Thing of the SS in the first place....

The first one "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS" is distributed OUTSIDE of Germany by Dietrich as "Ilsa, die Hündin von Liebeslager 7" (Ilsa, the bitch of Love-Camp 7) and becomes a huge hit. In tiny Switzerland with 3 million german-speaking inhabitants 180.000 curious alpine moviegoers wanted to be informed what exactly had gone on with their neighbours 30 years ago. (if you scale that, that would be 12.000.000 tickets at the US-Box-office in 1975 - which would have secured a Top 5 spot on the US-charts!!!!). 

Ilsa is said to be "based" on the the real-live KZ-witchbitch Ilse Koch, but even the american perception of her was deeply distorted and the camp version is even more. I would love to see a good movie be made about her interesting life. Giving Thorne's character red hair in Greta brings her historically closer to the real Ilse Koch.

I have absolutely no idea (joke!), why Dietrich missed the opportunity to distribute this valuable documentary  in Germany itself. But let's be real: he obviously did not need another police intervention. 

There is this myth about the movie being banned in Germany, which is  not true. Of course it would have been, if it had been released there, but as it never crossed the Swiss border, no action could have been taken. Still, today, the movie is available with its german-language dubtrack in Switzerland, easily to be imported to Germany without any customs etc.

Word of mouth spreads though and when Dietrich shoved part II into the german cinemas, ticket sales were very, very satisfactory. This time, Ilsa had applied at the OPECs HR-Department as coach for their UFC team and runs a beauty parlor. Again, sad old Ilsa is completely misunderstood and has to suffer terribly for her services to mankind.

Ok. If  you check my NIGHTS AT THE GRINDHOUSE, you will know that, at 18 years of age I witnessed a complete night consisting of 12 EC Dietrich-distributed films back in 1985. Man was I excited... I had heard rumours about Ilsa and when I finally saw impressive Dyanne Thorne with the oilsheiks I was underwhelmed. Aside from her, everything else felt cheap and bland. When I got lucky later to get a VHS copy of "She-Wolf" in a Belgium seaside-resort movie-shop (german with flemish subs) I could see the appeal of the eery fake-authenticity of "Hogan's Heroes" sets for US-viewers, but "Harem Keeper" was kind ofa bomb. Worse, though, much worse was "Tigress of Siberia". Now that is an absolute loser of a movie and a waste of everything, including my time (I actually watched it three times because the verions I saw HAD to be cut.... well they are not - the movie is simply worthless).

But hey, we're still with Dietrich and "Harem Keeper". His nose following the gold-trace and hearing that his canadian partner André Link (co-founder of CINEPIX and another one of the many east european exilees to be found in post-war cinema) was not too happy with Thorne he quickly made an offer: Thorne in a WIP-Ilsa-style movie directed by the inventor of sleazy WIP soft-erotica himself: Jess Franco. Congratulations, Erwin. Well done.

And it is so easy: Show the two previous films to Jess and tell him that all he has to do is to incorporate this into his next WIP he is preproducing anyway. And that he can shoot in Portugal.

The only problem was that André Link did not want Dietrich to use the name  of ILSA.

Ok, let's get to the bottom of it by logical deduction. It is known that Link "lends out" Thorne to Elite/Dietrich - this could only been done if she would have been under exclusive contract with Cinepix. That contract could only been sealed after "She Wolf" as the success was not known beforehand. So they do "Oil-Sheik" with Thorne as part of a multi-picture exclusive.

After Oil-Sheik, Link lends out Thorne to Elite but does not allow Elite to use the name of Ilsa, although they are going to distribute the movie in the US. This is odd. Only if Link would not have been able to give Dietrich the rights to the ILSA-character this would make sense somehow. But maybe Thorne had something to say in ILSA too...

So maybe they were already selling/transferring the rights to Corman/Reitman for "Siberia". Or there were two seperate deals - one on Thorne and one for the rights and Dietrich simply did not want to pay for the latter - which would not astonish me a bit.

You can say about Jess Franco what you want, but this guy had been around. Instead of fantasyzing about Ilse Koch in cheap hollywoood sets done by ex-hippies on drugs, he had seen things. Living in fascist Gerneralissimo Franco-Spain was no joke and as strange as it may sound: The strength of Franco's WIP movies were an expression of the conditions in a) Spain b) Portugal c) South America at that time. Paired with his love for the female body, his WIP-films are something different. They just hit harder than the italian processed productions and american irreality.

I have in person witnessed half of the audience leaving, sickened at a secret theatrical screening of "Woman of Cell Block 9" although it was obviously all "fake". 

So here we have him with very good human ressources (Lina&EC-Dietrich crew&Thorne), well-funded sets and obviously a carte blanche by Dietrich to go all in. 

Case opened: Greta, Haus ohne Männer (Greta, House without Men)

The Plot: Murder, needle torture, flogging, mass rape of lobotomized women, licking a diarrhea-ridden butt, a cat fight, vagina torture, suffocation with a plastic bag, torture by electric shocks, disfigurement, cannibalism. Great fun for the whole family, which, as Dietrich noted with delight, was just as successful in the cinemas as "The Omen", which had been released just three months earlier. He truly was a real gold-digger.

Ilsa/Greta here has the red hair of Ilse Koch and things move different. We have a very hairy undercover agent who tries to solve the mystery of lost girls and goes in as inmate into a forensic asylum. We have Thorne, giving her rare evil comedy performance and a strong one by Romay. Even Franco himself is not that bad as witness. 

The movie looks good. Not a single distorted take, no cringe moments, even the zooms are kept to a minimum. Franco could take his time here concentrating on untamed bodyhair and cold showers, sadistic set-pieces and sex. 

There are stylistic differences between the first two Ilsa-movies and this one, but in all regards, (except for the strinking image of Thorne in a SS-Uniform), the canadian movies are inferior. 

I am pretty close to calling this movie Franco's best, because this is a carefully constructed piece in a field where the director felt comfortable. Some might rave about "Shining Sex" and I absolutely admire his "Blue Sumuru (hehe!)" venture. But this here is his natural habitat. A complete vision of sex, torture and ... fun. Nothing distracts, nothing is loose and if you can stomach the positively spoken cartoonish effects the only thing regrettable is the little screentime Thorne has.

I have always wondered about the title "Greta, Haus ohne Männer" (still accepting that this is the original title of this movie - as told by Dietrich). This seems such an odd choice. The wallonic-french one "Greta, the torturer" comes much closer. The german title translates as the harmless "Greta - House without Men" which at the end is not even true.

So let's try to find out about that: There was a 1970 french exploitation sex/crime sleazer about a lesbian and a homosexual that capture and torture a young girl. The movie is about torment and voyeurism and sexual desires. Well. It was directed by our beloved Max Pécas who I will feature extensively in the future as his crime/sleaze movies are of a special breed. It was called "Claude et Greta" (Claude and Greta) in the original french and "Greta - Die Fremde kam nackt" (Greta - the stranger came naked) in Germany. In the US it was distributed under the title of "Her and She and Him". Well - I could draw some parallels, one episode in this movie includes voyeurism, one sadism, Greta is red-headed and played by the german Astrid Frank. But then that' s a bit thin. Maybe the process of filming "Greta" started off with this movie. Maybe it was the movie Jess Franco and Dietrich were working on anyway when the opportunity with Cinepix came.

Eeexcuse me??? I did not get this at first.
"Irving" C Dietrich!!!!! oh man.

And then there is Dietrich's own venture into Nazi sadism "She Devils of the SS/Frauleins in Uniform", made in 1973 and OBVIOUSLY an inspiration to "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS". Based on the two books "Gretchen in Uniform" and "Gretchen out of Uniform", this is the first real deal of Nazi Sexploitation and distributed in Canada by.... CINEPIX. This now comes full circle as "She-Devils" was made under the original name of "Eine Armee Gretchen" "An Army of Gretchens" playing with the idea that the nazis "created" sexually willful female slaves to pleasure the soldiers. That name refers to the girl "Gretchen" in the play of "Faust" by Johann Goethe that - out of idealism - becomes a "fallen girl".

Gretchen, here, Greta there...

"Gretchen" is the diminuitive form of Margarete and the short/but not diminuitive form of Margarete is "Greta".  Nice. 

But the "House without Men" I still don't get.

This movie has so many titles, from Greta, to Wanda and then finally to Ilsa when Cinepix themselves gave it up and put the movie correctly into their franchise. Best title of all, however, must be the bulgarian: "Ilsa, the whistleblower-theorem" obvioulsy depicts the most scandalous of all the plot elements: Franco as a whistleblower!!!

So did Jess Franco kill Ilsa/Greta ?

No, that was done by cinepix themselves. They did not know what to do with their asset. Or maybe they had trouble with Thorne. Somebody should research the strange license-situation around Ilsa in 1976-77 and why nobody (except for "Werewolf-women of the SS") has revived it yet. The death stroke to Ilsa was not Greta - in fact she was the best thing in this series- but the ill-concepted "Tigress of Siberia" vehicle which is a bad joke.

Acquittal

but can someone tell me  what Jess Franco did with all  the footage he shot when he did keep the camera rolling after the take was done? Did he keep it for his own pleasure? Did he produce secret exclusive loops for private financiers?? One wonders in whose vaults those lost "outtakes" still lie around, acetating themselves into oblivion....

So here I come to the end of my small journey. Starting from a question: "How come, Jess Franco was involved in the last movies of all of my favourite series" I ventured into the shady realm of eurolicenses and personal business networks, shake-hand-agreements and quid-pro-quo deals. I made so many notes for future things to explore and have met a lot of very, very nice people personally and online on the way. I really, really enjoyed that.

And no. Jess Franco did not kill the licenses off. He was not even cynical about it (maybe Dr. M - but I do not count that as Mabuse anyway).He was just put into the position of a pallbearer by the producers, not eager to revive, but to exploit the already dead corpses of their franchises.

I have to admit that I was not a huge (like HUGE) fan of Franco before this series started. But now I can fully understand the appreciation and admiration he gets. 

If you have not read the other chapters of my journey-journal about how Jess Franco killed off Eurocrime... here they are:

1. Jess Franco vs. Lemmy Caution

2. Jess Franco vs. Dr. Fu Manchu

3. Jess Franco vs. Sumuru

4. Jess Franco vs. Edgar Wallace

5. Jess Franco vs. Bryan Edgar Wallace

6. Jess Franco vs. Dr. Mabuse

7. Jess Franco vs. Jack the Ripper

8. Jess Franco vs. Ilsa

All of this will be expanded with future knowledge and extended with the bits and piece I left out here in further installments of KRIMI!... See ya.

another case of
shameless self-
promotion....

French: Prison Ward of the perverted Women.

Flemish: The Sadistic Greta
Wallonic: Greta the torturer

Strange they are, those bulgarians. "Ilsa, the whistleblower-theoremistress"
obvioulsy depicts the most scandalous of all the plot elements: Jess Franco
as a whistleblower!!! - but maybe it is some kind of wordplay that I don't get.

KRIMI! - The new magazine for central european crime culture out soon.

 Well, we did it. Over a few beers and Apfelschorles in Oberhausen/Germany, Holger Haase (founder of the Krimifilm.blog) and me have decided to put out our own print-magazine called KRIMI!. There is so much to say and to write about and often these blog-entrances have to be cut down as the attention span is short. 

Basically we have enough material for the first few issues already and there are really stunning things on the way.

With the print-magazine we have the luxury to go all in, investigate hard and deep and will try to lay a foundation for serious, if not scientific, work on the subject of eurocrime. 

The first issue will be issue #0 that we will just put out to get familiar with the technology and the economy behind this. There will be newly revised and extended features in it though. So it will be worthwhile, even if you have already read about these topics in the blogs. But then, this is #0 and we will delete it, once #1 has come out (that will feature completely new topics and insights), making it a collector's item.

We have chosen Amazon as it has the best platform for us and it will be available worldwide. Issue #0 will be available both as kindle-epub and as printed paperback but we're thinking about going print-only as we feel that will do justice to the weight of the contens.

The #0 will be out soon, the latest date will be Dec. 31st 2024, but we will beat that for a few weeks.

In this issue you will find 

• an extended and completely revised entrance on Jess Franco and (Bryan) Edgar Wallace
• an extended and completely revised entrance on Heather Gardiner, who wrote the crime-novel "Money on Murder" on which "Das Hotel der Toten Gäste" is based and had a very interesting but untold (worldwide!!) life.
• a new feature on how the Fantomas-series was ended although being the most successful of all of eurospy (including James Bond).
• and a definitive definition of Krimi with the best Krimi-Movies presented for each example given.

We're not finished so things might change. But we will keep you informed. 

KRIMI has its own blog, so you might check this one out regularly....

Women in Krimi (IV): Laya Raki (1927-2018)

 A lot has been written about the leading Krimi/Giallo ladies like Karin Dor, Karin Baal or Edwige Fenech, but looking into the lives and works of the lesser known "starlets" that starred in the european trash movies of the 60ies and 70ies often shows another, more complicated and interesting side: These were women who stood on their own and made their way by using the rules to their advantage instead of trying to change them.

Laya Raki

One of them is Laya Raki. Why her? Well she co-starred in "Die Nylonschlinge" which is part of the EC Dietrich Strangler-Krimi-Cycle and by researching that movie I suddenly realised what an interesting person Raki must have been. 

1. The Origins

Back from Moscow, Adolf
Althoff presents "The Tiger
on the Horse" - oh dear.

Her mother was circus-artist Maria von der Gathen who, through her marriage with  Adolf Althoff 1939 became part of the very well known German circus dynasty of the Althoffs. Before that, in 1927, she was in relationship with another circus artist Wilhelm Jörns, so Laya was born as Brunhilde Marie Alma Herta Jörns on July, 27th 1927 in Hamburg. 

Her mother and step-father tried to hide and supply jewish artists during the holocaust, employing them under aliases in their circus-company. Although collegues and Laya must have been aware of this, they all kept their mouths shut so that they survived the Nazi-persecution (and the war itself) to testify. The Althoffs were honored as "Rightous amongst Peoples" by the Israel state in 1995. 

Actress La Jana,
early idol of Laya, 
she died 1940 in the war.

Laya always wanted to be a dancer. The stage name Laya Raki came  from her admiration for the dancer La Jana ("The Star of Rio")  and her preference for raki, the oriental whisky. Nowadays I often come across those circus-artists that made it big in the neighbouring movie-world. They seem to be a special breed, extremely disciplined, you never hear them complain or lament about the hardships of their trade. 

Starting off in front of occupational forces in 1945 to earn money with her risqué dance routine, she quickly became a household name in the off-limits bars and varietys that popped up shortly after the war (shortage of men and work did their thing).

From 1947 onwards she caused a stir with dance performances in Düsseldorf, Frankfurt and other major cities. Her appearance in Berlin in 1950 became the talk of the town.

The same year, the East-German DEFA film company gave her a small role in the movie The Council of the Gods. The Berliner Morgenpost critic wrote enthusiastically that she had a real talent for dancing and that her expressive face had an astonishing range of nuances. 

On her wedding 1957 with australian actor
Ron Randell, they stayed together until his 
death in 2005

Still in 1950, the REAL-Film press department presented her as a new discovery for the film The Third from the Right. 

In it she appeared dancing the rumba with two stars on her nipples, which was still considered scandalous at the time. Similarly sparingly dressed, she also danced in Marriage for one night and another film.

 

In "The Seekers" (1954) there is even a topless scene with her. 

She was easily a worldwide burlesque sensation in the 1950ies and possibly the highest paid of them all. In the mid-50ies she obviously went through some prosthetic operations.

She went to England and then to Hollywood to take lessons in acting and in 1962 she was able to get a steady job in the british TV-series "Crane" for over 30 episodes. The series was filmed on location in Morocco and presented retired playboy "Crane" as adventurer/investigator. Raki's role was that of his assistant and manager of his beach bar.

Laya (to the left) is some kind of assistant

Still in 1962 she recorded her 7" single "Oh, Johnny, hier nicht parken" (the meaning translates as "Oh Johnny, don't let it stay in here") which featured the first ever fake-orgasm on a record, and - of course - was object in some lawsuits..  well, judge for yourself....

Man must she have been fun to be around...

2. The Krimis

In between the "Crane" episode-shootings she must have found time to appear (and her dance routine, which - no sex please, we're british - she was not able to perform in "Crane") in three lesser known but nevertheless interesting KRIMIS.

a. Die Nylonschlinge (1963)

How exactly Erwin C. Dietrich got her into his ultra-cheap Wallace-ripoff is not known. Sadly we cannot ask him. But here she plays - ahem - a burlesque dancer whose routine we see twice. The movie takes its time to show us the complete set with the camera just moving away in time for the bra-removal. In the following shot, a double runs through the set. 

The character Laya plays also is some kind of witness so we get a little bit of acting from her too.

The movie was (considering the ROI) good business, so Dietmar Schönherr, star of "Die Nylonschlinge" decides to do his own - even cheaper - AUSTRIAN Wallace- Rip-off called:

b. Das Geheimnis der roten Quaste (1963)

Laya here plays (of course) a night-club dancer who gets killed after one performance. There is not much to say about her here as all we see is her rehearsing the dance, then dance, then being dead. Her voice is dubbed.

While already in Austria, she gets her Husband to come down and do a movie with her too:

c. Das Haus auf dem Hügel (1964)

I have no indication if the "Red Tassel" did some money, but shortly afterwards, the austrians tried their luck by trying to create their own KRIMI series based on the pulp-crime character of Kommissar Allan Wilton. Problem here was that these crime novels were not distributed outside of Austria and thus Allan Wilton was completely unknown to the German audience, making this, from the start a very niche enterprise.

This is kind of odd as the producers Walter Hössig and Robert Lach (Hoela) normally operated from Germany. Lach, though was from vienna and it seems like Raki was actually co-financing the film, thus having muscle enough to have her husband play the lead role.

Laya Raki of course is reduced to throwing her boobs around, but behind the scenes she is able to get the lead role for her husband, Ron Randell, so this is a rare opportunity to see them both on-screen. If you ever get the opportunity to watch that movie....

Although already scripted, a second movie "Das Rätsel der schwarzen Locken" (The Mystery of the black curls) was not made as there was no financial backing.

ooh, cats, I always wanted to have some kitty-
pictures in my blog

After "Crane" stopped in 1965 she finds it hard to get another role, now approaching 40, her usual mixture of exoticness and eroticisim is sadly out of date. She gets the occasional small roles here and there and moves to California, obviously going for real-estate with her husband Ron who occasionally trips back to his native Australia for some minor TV and stage appearances.

She stayed with him in Los Angeles until his Alzheimer's caused death in 2005 but re-married in 2009, this time the vice president of Lockheed Aircraft. (Good for you Laya!!).

In December 2018, a few months after the death of her second husband, Laya Raki passed away peacefully at the age of 91. What a life.

She had no natural children and was buried beside her first husband.

I have to say that I tremendously enjoyed investigating her life. There never seemed to be a dull moment with her and she seemed to be a genuinly tough, kind, loyal, hard-working, beautiful women.

around 1955

On the cover of the british "TODAY"
magazine

Double A side with the french version 
"Faire L'Amour" on the other side.

A more introverted picture

Oh come on, this is an official still for the austrian
movie "Haus auf dem Hügel"... .oh those austrians

The movie novel to "House on the Hill"

With her husband, Ron Randell

There is even a duochromatic 3D 
magazine out there....

Get those Green/Red glasses out! (pre-operation)

Gerald Flood (to the left) and Laya on the set of Crane

Early model shoot (pre-op)

Women in Krimi (III): Ingrid Steeger (1947-2023)

Unknown photo-models were often put into minor "sexy" roles in the Wallace-like Krimis. Their fates show remarkable similarities and even more remarkable differences. Very few stayed in the movie-business, even fewer made it big. Others just dropped out and I had/have a hard time finding them.

So I start with something easy (for me): 

Ingrid Steeger

Ingrid Steeger was some kind of cultural treasure in Germany. Everybody knew her. Clothed and naked. She made the transition from 8mm BDSM loops to a well booked stage and TV actress and certainly was an often invited celebrity. Few people know that her voyage in the movie industry started with two Edgar Wallace Movies. She died in 2023.

Born April 1st 1947 in war-torn Berlin into the not-so-ideal familiy of PTSD soldiers, returning from POW-camps, women raped by russian soldiers and kids playing in minefields she is basically both neglected and abused throughout her childhood. Having to live in one room as family in a bombed- out city, does not help either.

Predictably bad at school, the only way out of this greyish nightmare that is Berlin in the 60ies are the newly opened discotheques where she and her older sister Julia become regular visitors  and due to her unusual combination of being both boyish-slender and buxomesque, a well photographed motive for the reporting newspapers.

Ingrid, having won a bauty contest - but not the
car.

First nude shoots bring her to the attention of Horst Wendland of Rialto who explores the possibility of bringing their Edgar Wallace up-to-date with fresh female faces and bodies. They give her and another model - Heidrun Hankammer - their first roles in the ill-planned and ill-executed "Gorilla von Soho", which  stars Uschi Glas.

In Gloria's Club, she is a barmaid and is seen in two short segments. In the first one she comes in with a tray, walking down the stairs. She hits the behind of the male model with that tray and walks on.

In the  second scene she just serves Whisky.

But nothing came from "Gorilla" for Steeger and after that movie she gets some minor roles here and there and basically does everything needed to survive. 

One BDSM-loop survives.

Erwin C. Dietrich, always looking for loose girls had had considerable success with snatching Hankammer from Rialto and her starring-role in "The Colonel's Nieces" 1968. 

He gives Steeger the starring role in "Me, the Groupie" (1970), a sleazefest of epic proportions, depicting her "scandalous" journey from a young, innocent girl to a drug-infested, sex-crazed groupie. 

A cautionary tale, told to the fullest extent  (including black masses and rape) by Dietrich, of course.  Steeger later wrote in her autobiography "And I think it's marvelous" about the real rapes that happened to her during that time which makes watching her "play" being raped very uncomfortable. A huge hit. And obligatory viewing for every sleaze fanatic.

Completely harmless scene from "Ich, ein Groupie"

When the "Report" movies get big shortly afterwards, she becomes a star. Alongside hundreds of young women, ready to strip off their clothes, she stands out, becomes a recognizable face and name in the cycle. Both obedient and feisty, she attracts a lot of men eager to exploit her. Naming the sex-movies she was part of and even the star would be too much for this blog. 

I counted 24 report-style movies in the span of 18 months.

Erwin C. Dietrich, of course, is riding the wave too and produces his "Underage Seductresses" series starring Steeger. Later he would recut the movies and redistribute them under different names to further make profit from her new found fame after she had become a TV-star. Steeger was not too happy, cutting him out of her autobiography and just giving him one line as "this swiss guy that recut one of my movies".

Record Cover of one of those awful fake-hit-song
LPS where semigifted studio-musicians rerecorded
the original hits without telling you. This still happens,
on youtube, but at least you don't have to pay for it.

In 1972 she gets a role in the last "real" Rialto EW-Krimi "Die Tote aus der Themse", of course mostly clothes-free.

She actually has a name here: Kitty. She is a nude model, working for the Photographer David Armstrong, played by Vadim Glowna.

Reality is not so much different for her, going through the wild life of hippidom with the dark sides of abuse and rape occasionally happening to her. 

In 1973 she caught the attention of Michael Pfleghar, a bigtime TV director who is looking for a german Goldie Hawn and a new plaything for himself. In the role of Gaby, the unhinged daughter of the "KLIMBIM" (something loud, fancy, shining and completely unnecessary maybe "Flitter Flutter" would be an approach of a translation) family, she becomes a national celebrity. The "Klimbim" series about a completely anarchic and dysfunctional family runs for 5 seasons and has guest stars like Jerry Lewis, Karin Dor, Curd Jürgens, Maria Schell, Dietmar Schönherr and Horst Buchholz.

Gaby making it big on the cover
of Germany's biggest (and only 
relevant) youth culture magazine.

Meanwhile her personal life is dominated by Pfleghar and cocaine is her run-to "little helper". After "Klimbim" she still works for Pfleghar in a series called "Two heavenly Daughters" with Iris Berben, who became a big movie producer in her later years and coincidentally had started as actress in Edgar Wallace Krimis too.

Iris Berben, Ingrid Steeger and Theo Lingen

Finally freeing herself, she is offered a steady stream of occasional roles in german TV-productions and does a lot of stage-touring in the early 1980s.

Her personal life stays troubled as she obviously has a habit of falling for the completely wrong men. Reading her autobiography, this is a an endless series of physical and mental abuse, breakdowns and and complete personality drainage. One would like to shout at her: "Wake up, Girl. Get a farm and raise chicken." But even that fails.

The list of lovers is endless as she is a trophy. Simple as that - and was not able or willing to get out of this role.

Re-enacting her Role as Gaby in the later years
in Sesame-Street, to the right is Liselotte Pulver

The later years see her struggling to get a steady income, writing and selling multiple memoirs that show a passive-agressive streak, maybe she thought her misfortunes would boost sales or maybe she was that way... As of now, her last book "Meine Mannschaft" (My team of men) in which she just talks about her numerous lovers and nothing else can be bought as overstock: 2000 units for 500 EUR/US-$.

She finally has got to move in and live with her older sister but steadily refuses to become part of the burnt-out-stars cycle of endless humiliating shows, admirably.

She died in 2023, making, for the last time, national news.

Late 1980s

1980s

Czech Poster for "Dead Girl from the Themse"

The Klimbim-Family whith Elisabeth Volkmann,
another "Report" veteran who later worked with
Fassbinder

"Housewife-Report", here already co-starring with
Elisabeth Volkmann

With Horst Wendland 1979

Winning the "Miss Filmfest" competition. 

Klimbim Family Reunion ca 2000

"Fly Me", the title song of "Two heavenly daughters" 
was sung by her

In "Klimbim" she sang a lot.
Most notably "And then I slit my dress and 
think it's marvelous" becomes a hit.

Totally and utterly politically incorrect
advertisment for "Rolo" the candy-roll...

How to easily watch german krimis in english

 Through one of your comments I detected a very simple method to watch a movie in SPOKEN english even when there is no dub available. A lot of lesser-known KRIMIs are out there on youtube but without subs or dubs. Now this is no problem anymore.

I tried a short clip from "The Green Archer" I have used AI to translate it to english:

I have used the AI-Tool BLIPCUT : https://videotranslator.blipcut.com

Sure it takes a while: Here is the result:

I am aware that the AI was not able to differntiate between the two actors. In the full version, you get the complete dialogue as script and can chose which voice should speak which lines.

Mind you, this was created from the original in about 5 Minutes. Here is the original clip:

The service costs 40 US-$ per 90 minutes, but I think that prices will go down eventually. Furthermore maybe a group of people will share the costs as AI generated content is always public domain.

No, I don't get any money for this....

And YES, AI IS SCARY!

Addendum: I thought about listing all the krimis available on youtube for you. But that task is maddening as I am not sure which movies are accessible where and where to use a VPN. Furthermore those links don't last long and I cannot update them. I would advise you to check my LIST OF KRIMIS and look for them on youtube under the german original title. There are a lot of them out there.