This night consisted of 12 movies by the ultra low-budget "AB" filmdistribution that was founded late 1971, obviously to avoid some of the disturbances caused by legal proceedings around the tax-evasion schemes of film-mogul Horst W. Murrmann. AB stands for Alois Brummer who had had considerable success as director of the "Count Porno" series. AB was an active film-producer for exactly 10 years (the statue of limitations for tax-evasion crimes in Germany). Needles to say, most of the movies were tax-shelters of the lowest kind with memorable titles like "Dangerous sex of precociously puberting girls" or "While yodeling the Lederhosen itches". There is an interesting documentary that was filmed in 1970 about Alois Brummer and his company "Sex-Business - Made in Pasing". Here we go:
1. Ein Halleluja für 2 Schlitzohren
The Story of Drunken Master HK 1979
If you have bothered to follow the story of Drunken Master and were looking forward to seeing this one, you know what to expect. So "Beggar So" tries to teach siblings his mixed-style kung-fu which of course goes not down too well with his old enemies. The story is a mere pretext for the numerous fight scenes which are well presented for a end-of-cycle-kung-fu-movie. No disappointment here, if you are into these kinds of film.
Verdict: If you liked the other ones...
2. Zwei gelbe Höllenhunde
Two Assassins of Darkness (TW 1977)
The script to that film must have been dreamed up in a cocaine-soaked fever dream. I will try to make it easy for you:
Killer 1 (K1) and Killer 2 (K2) are hired by Female Brothel Boss (FBB) through her multiple henchmen (H1-3) basically to kill each other. K1 meanwhile falls in love with one of his targets, the beautiful Step-Sister (SS) to another target (GUY). Going to a monastir to kill SS, K1 meets a monk (M) who tells him out of the blue and without any cause, that his father was one of the traitors 15 years ago who tried to steal a valuable jade-horse from the emperors palace and that his adoptive father (AF) is the one who betrayed his real father. This AF had been training K1 in Kung-Fu to kill all the other traitors (T1-T6), but is also the real father of K2 and trained him too seceretly (K1 does not know about K2), to eventually kill K1. Eventually FBB kills M because he was just a character invented to tell the story and obviously was T3. Before that she had already killed H2, who was her in-house Killer (H2=K3??), just to show us that she is tough as nails.K1 faces AF who tells him that he has the jade horse, that M is a liar and tries to protect it from the last mysterious TX. Together both of them and SS and K2 hunt down FBB who is eliminated from the script. They set-up a trap with the jade horse as a lure and GUY steps up trying to get it because he is the son of T4, the trap kills him. Then H1 and H2 show up, capture SS and the jade horse and could run away, but basically tell AF, K1 and K2 to liberate SS in a palace for a show-down.
This show-down now includes H1, H3, TX, SS, AF, K1, K2 and multiple flying assassins. In the end, we find out why the horse was so valuable. And we find out that the authors of this script knew we would not give a damn.
I think I got it right. My brain hurts. And, btw SS can kung-fu too and is such a sweetie (Doris Chun-Erh Lung). And of course K1 must have been around 25 when he was "adopted".
Now. This is a solid movie, much more like a spaghetti-western and even a giallo or japan yakuza flick than an eastern, esp. in the first two segments of the movie. Later we go more traditional chinese, with the assassins, which does not hurt, as there are some inventive battles (eg. K1,K2 defend each other while being tangled in a huge net, hanging in the air). A worthwile film, for both western and easterns fans.
I am not convinced that it was produced in 1977 as everything cries out 1971 here, but what do I know.
I am surprised that this movie is not better known as it has stood the test of time much better than most others. The really, really convoluted script is the only bothersome thing here but that cannot deter from this being a solid movie, and to me a stand-out eastern.
Verdict: Gem
3. Zwei Schlitzohren in der Knochenmühle (Superfighter III) The Shadowman (HK 1979)
This is an ok Jackie Chan movie with well staged fights and the usual comedy, found in the drunken master series. The German dubbing though is first-rate, making it a joyous watch for me, but I doubt that the same can be said for the english dub.
Verdict: For J. Chan completists
4. Gipfelglück im Dirndlrock
Dormitory Girls (D 1971)
Originally released as "Dangerous Sex of Precociously Puberting girls", this movie basically was immediately renamed after it's first run. Maybe to cash in on the then popular "Alpine" sex film, maybe because it was too dark in its original dubbing, maybe not. We will never know.
The new title translates as "Mountaintop Happiness in a Dirndl" which basically adds insult to injury as this quickly and amateurish made movie by Alois Brummer himself is basically a sexploitation roughie with no (real) mountaintop in sight.
Obviously Elke (Bolten-) Hagen, who went on to make "She-Devils of the SS" for E.C. Dietrich and around two dozen other soft-porn flicks, stars.
The post-production dubbing (or maybe second dubbing???) suggests that this is all funny, but basically this is a compilation of completely unfunny scenes of girls being harrassed by every kind of man. Their faces, though, never smile...
It's neither funny nor sick enough to be entertaining, it is just unpleasant and a complete waste of time as every scene is decidedly amateurish staged .
Verdict: Stay clear!
5. Frauen hinter Zuchthausmauern
Women in Cages (FIL 1974)
"The movie that lifts the veil from the dirtiest racket ever conceived in the minds of vicious men!!!" aka "The Dolls of Devil Island". Here we go again...
A sequel of sorts to both the "Blood Island" trilogy by Geroardo de Leon and the "Big Doll"-Films (produced by Roger Corman), all set in the Phillipines, this one is a cash in on the WIP movies and what a howler that is. Roger Corman co-produced this so we got american actresses including Pam Grier as an Ilsa stand-in.
It is actually pretty bad, and if you've seen the "Blood Island" films, you expect this. As an asian movie, nudity is presented strictly from the waist up and violence is only hinted at. AB distribution quickly noticed that there was something missing, re-edited and inserted hc-footage, called the movie "Sexfieber" and let run the porno-cinema circuit.
The version I saw did have some obviously inserted SC stuff, but no HC.
Verdict: Don't bother.
6. Im Knast der heißen Katzen
Girls in the Tiger Cage (Prisoner 407) (KOR 1976)
Well, imagine this: Some Korean dude watches Female Prisoner Scorpio and thinks: "Hellyeah! I can do that", without any sense of style, no budget, no Meijko Kaji and completely bugged down by the korean censors. What do you get. This here. The story follows FPS but this time her betraying boyfriend is a Japanese spy and the whole thing is set-up in pre-WWII occupied korea, so that the torture etc. is of course done by evil japanese and not by korean guards (who naturally could never in my life do such things, no sir!). But then again, this is nearly a family-friendly film, so don't bother. Please don't bother.
The german poster has - as always - nothing to do with the movie. I'm beginning to become suspicious of AB's marketing campaign, needless to say, the movie had different titles in different areas of Germany (EC Dietrich (our man for the dirty underwear) once confessed that he had seen this done a lot by the french, where you had to sell the rights to the movie to 5 different distributors to get a movie properly distributed in the whole of France - naturally these distributors often changed the titles of the movie, so that nobody was able to track down the actual box-office numbers - clever eh?)
Verdict: Don't bother
7. Bruce Lee - Die große Kampfmaschine
They call him Chop-Suey (FIL 1975)
Presentation of the best the filipinian cinema has to offer commences with "They call him Chop-Suey". Ok. Come on. What do you expect? This is rediculous. Of course, AB Films had to add "Bruce Lee" who is of course not in one frame but is cited in the german dub as "inspiration to Chop Suey". Ok, makes sense. Sorry for being inquisitive. This is actually a lot of fun if you like your bruceploitation served the filipino way. I'm not complaining.
Verdict: Decent.
8. Ein Dampfhammer unter 1000 Nieten
Bloodfisted Brothers HK 1978
This basically is Robin Hood retold Eastern style. Master Wan is a highly decorated warrior who roams through the villages performing tricks and entertainment. He helps the oppressed villagers against their evil lord. As I said, Robin Hood. Not bad, not good either. Decent production values.
Verdict: If you've got nothing else going on on a sunday afternoon...
9. Ti Lung - Die tödliche Kobra
The Shaolin Heroes HK 1980
Shaolin monks are being tortured to stop resisting the evil Manchu aristocracy. This is a very well produced and sharply played late-eastern with enough politics and morality in it to elevate it from the usual run-of-the-mill easterns.
Verdict: Nice.
10. Das Tosende Mädchenpensionat
Danish Pastries (DK 1973)
There is this boarding school. In Denmark. You see. It is administered by a fanatical astrologist woman who lets the girl only into the classroom if they are in their purple robes with nothing underneath. Bad conduct leads to extensive whipping, which the girls enjoy far too much. Today they discuss the passing of the Virgo Sign (original danish title) through the Goat.
Oh dear.
The girls are advised that this will lead to all kinds of sexual trouble which they should stay away from (whipping on the naked back is not considered anything sexual). Well you cannot mess with fate and if the stars say so, what can you do. So the "class" does encounter numerous identifyable set-pieces.
This is a danish hc-production with a high standard, fresh faces and enjoyable plot. Sometimes it looks as if it would cross over into WIP-P, but then stays clear of it.
Movie must have been a success as it spawned 2 sequels.
11. Feuer zwischen den Lippen
Vista Valley PTA (US 1982)
Antonio Spinelli burns mafia money in this well staged rehash of the old Joseph W. Sarno movie "Sin in the Suburbs". Acting is good, the overall quality is up to B-movie standard and we see plentiful of ongoings behind provincial houses.
At this point, though, the whole concept of "suppressed sexuiality in rural places" is a little bit outdated. To spice it up, Spinelli includes a story-line about a evangelical single father who pressures his daughter into incest. This is the 80ies right. Well.
Verdict: For collectors only.
12. Love in Action (Zieh mich aus, Herzchen)
Expose me, lovely (USA 1976)
Uh, what do we have here. A genuine Film Noir with some HC setpieces thrown in now and then. From the very first minute we are assured that this movie actually wants to emulate the 40ies/50ies Phillip Marlowe style movies as we begin with a faceless man in first-person-perspective and as he looks into the mirror, all we see are bandages. This is so reminiscent of Bogart's "Dark Passages" that everybody knows that this movie does consider itself a contender (we get a lot of references to "Inner Sanctum" "The Lady of the Lake" and "The Big Heat"). And I was not let down.
While his girlfriend is giving him a BJ, Private Eye is called by a mysterious strange woman whom he later meets and who wants him to find her lost brother.
The actors are quite attractive and can obviously actually play and the plot is always given priority over the hc-scenes. Those were plausible and well acted. The film has the goal to convincingly pair Film-Noir and Porn and it succeeds. The only thing bogging it down is the severly strained budget, but once you can look past this, this is very enjoyable.
Verdict: GEM and Movie of the Week!
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