My wishlist: Dear Santa, 10 things I would like to see come out in 2025

1. A Slit in my Dress - The illustrated biography of Ingrid Steeger

I am not necessarily a fan of Ingrid Steeger but her appearance and willingness to go all in was one of the remarkable popular culture phenomenoms of Germany in the 70ies. 

Easily the biggest star to come out of the Schulmädchen-Report series, she also starred in BDSM loops, Edgar Wallace Krimis, had affairs with some of the biggest players in the media industry and became a national icon as "Gaby" in the long running "Klimbim" series (which was the most anarchic thing ever to be shown on german TV). 

Her lead role in "Me, a Groupie", EC Dietrich's sleazefest about the drug- and girl-abusing music scene is legendary.

Although not well-off in the later years she stubbornly refused to be part of TVs star-at-the-end-of-their-lifecycle-shredding system consisting of humiliating dance-shows, jungle-challanges and voyeuristic container life. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

A yes, in case you do not know what I'm talking about...

There is this tremendously fascinating book about Brigitte Lahaye in France and that should be the benchmark.

2. Delirio Polsello - The definitive book on Renato Polselli. 

He is my favourite italian director. Audacious, mind-opening, daring and basically failing for pursuing his vision: The liberation of the audience's perception. When Jess Franco and all the others were only titillating our senses, promising more than delivered, he went all the way. His lesser known movies are dangerous to watch.

 The last INDICATOR release made it bluntly apparent: We need a thoroughly investigated book on him, with interviews with his relatives, friends, actors. Otherwise it's just the same old story: On the Indicator 4K release of Riti Neri we had the same sparse information given to us three times: In the booklet, in the documentary and in the audiocommentary by two totally unprepared brits who - well - had just read the booklet and watched the documentary. Thank you. I do not need that.

Maybe  David Flint and Kim Newman will read this and feel offended. I felt offended by their total lack of dedication. I know, there is a FULL Rita Calderoni interview on the movie on youtube, that was just ignored (in the booklet, in the documentary of course by the commentators). I mean, it is in italian, so it cannot be be important, right?. I consider that to be culturally condescending. Sorry. There are technical abilities to translate youtube videos, or just ask some random Italian here in one of the facebook groups to translate. 

                 - And of course HD-scans of his basically unavailable works. The prints are out there, I've                     seen one in a cinema .... lately.

3. All the Colors of the Dark - A revised and extended edtion by Tim Lucas

I missed out the first time, I had a mortage going on the house etc. This time I am willing and free to invest in an updated version of the book, but not willing to pay the ridiculous prices for the old one on the used-book auctions. Furthermore, all the information has already  popped up in the internet and Tim basically gave away the PDF-file for a while. Tim, if you're reading this, count me in  at EVERY 3-digit price.

4. The Peter Thomas Tribute Orchestra live Krimi Screening Tour 2025

Everybody's doing it. I just saw Hans Zimmer doing it. What I would give to have an authentic jazz orchestra performing "Witcher" live, with the best sequences projected in the back.

5. Raumpatrouille Orion relaunch

Friedrich Dürrenmatt's wife 
Charlotte Kerr being far too
dominant as General van Dyke (sic!).

Out of the Krimi-B-Picture sphere came the german SF TV series "Space Patrol Orion". Immensly popular in Germany and France, the 6 episodes of unhinged teutonic future predictions (complete with a quasi-Gestapo secret Police) and starring beloved Krimi-actors like Schönherr, Völz and Pflug (and of course General Lydia van Dyke (ugh!!!) - Charlotte Kerr being every man's uniform fetish dream).

There were preproductions at BAVARIA studios last year after their successful "Das Boot"-TV-relaunch but troubled multinational TV-producer SKY pulled the plug out of all german productions this year.

What a shame.

6. Krimi! The Magazine

A dedicated magazine to middle-european crime movie culture, throughly researched with new perspectives in each issues. 

Eye-opening new information and complete background stories about the movies, the actors, directors and the business. 

Just like my blog here... 

maybe I will grant me a wish...

 Anyone with me??

7. Legislation that prohibits the exploitation of an artist's work by whoever inherits the rights if deemed so by the artist in his last will

Two incidents made me furious. The exploitation of Steve Ditko by his heirs and the publication of novels by Franz Kafka.

Ditko's last big drawing before leaving
Marvel. He really was free.

Both had explicitly deemed that specific parts of their work should not be sold or published. Then some nephew comes in and finds out that he now can become rich and "important" because his uncle (Ditko) has sacrificed EVERYTHING in his life because he did not want to become rich and important. 

If Ditko would have wanted it, he would have liquidated the 7-figure-sum cheque that Sony sent him for Spider-Man. But he did not. He despised every notion of this. He died a happy but poor man. Stan Lee died a completely unhappy and rich man, but then he had sold his soul. 

No one has the right to sell the soul of somebody else just because he's a distant relative.... or a publishing house and editor who can make good money out of a novel that Franz Kafka had expressively ordered to be "destroyed unread". Of course they all read it, they did not destroy it and now they publish it, because the "cultural treasure is too big". FU, this is just about fame and money. No it's just about money.

People suck. 

In a big way. 

Most of the time.

8. Recognition of Karin Dor as the ultimate Scream Queen of the 1960s

She assisted aliens in taking over the world

She loved Dracula

She resurrected Frankenstein's Monster and the Mummy

She fought the Werewolf

She tortured and loved James Bond

She was the OG razor-blade giallo slasher/ripper killer

She fled from Dr. Mabuse

She was Odin's Daughter 

She was raped by the invisible man

She knew the last of the Mohicans

She survived the Strangler of Blackmoor Castle, the Forger, the Green Archer, the Sinister Monk and Dr. Fu Manchu

She did not survive Che Guevara

She was strapped under the swinging blade pendulum 

She was Winnetou's great love

She worked with Alfred Hichcock, Sean Connery, Christopher Lee, Lex Barker, Paul Naschy

Can someone please write a definitve biography on her aknowledging her work in the genre (that she never distanced herself from)...

And just to drive the point home. She was the highest drawing female actor in Germany in the 1960s - internationally:

source: Forum user KXL556

9. Nicholas Winding Refn's Remake of "Grapes of Death"

We all know about NWR's obsession with Dario Argento, but watching his latest TV-Series "Copenhagen Cowboy" it was obvious that you cannot get more Rollin than that today. It should only be fitting to remake "Grapes of Death", officially or unofficially.....Or maybe he should do a biopic on the director. The live and movies of Rollin are worth to be told. Complete with an illustrated Filmography by Steven Thrower and all his XXX-rated stuff in 4K og camera-negative scans. Please.

10. Rita Calderoni at the Buio Omega Birthday Party

If you know what I'm talking about, you know. If you don't ... well than it is exactly how it should be.

Approaching the Grindhouse Phenomenon - what exactly is a "Grindhouse"?

Yes, we all know the term and we think to know what it means. But basically, all we know is the term "Grindhouse-movie". This refers to those movies shown in shabby cinemas to an uninterested crowd of hobos, dealers, homeless, prostitutes, trenchcoat-men and adventure-seeking juveniles like me. 

But what exactly is a Grindhouse, and how does it differ from a Cinema. 

Well, let's dive into this:

With the advance of 35mm-prints, movie reels became big and heavy. Rolled up, they would be too clumsy to handle. So big and heavy that it was impossible to lift and project a full-length feature at once. It helped that movies were split up into acts, like theatrical plays. So basically the movie was split into 3 acts (prime movie) or 2 acts (B-movie) roughly of the length of 30min each (hence around 60min for B-Pictures and 90min for A-Pictures).

Two, I said!

Yes, you needed 2 of them!

Because of this, if you use only one projector, you have to stop the "transmission" and give the audience an "intermission" where the projectionist has to unload the first reel and to upload and fiddle in the next reel. If you use 2 projectors and aim them at the same screen you can switch between the two reels and if you were a good projectionist, hardly anyone would notice. To give signal to the projectionist, when to start the second projector, small triangles were cut out of a frame in the movie, showing up as a white triangle on the upper right side. Sometimes the ends of those reels were damaged, then usually a projectionist would burn a hole with a cigarette into the print in the appropriate frame (refer to John Carpenter's phenomenal "Cigarette Burns" for more info on that subject). 

Basically that meant that each 30 minutes, the projectionist had to be ready to change the reels, and in between he would do the rewinding of the first reel and so on. Basically, he was busy the whole film long.

Only the plates, not the projectors

The German Willi Burth then thought of two things, why not project the reels from the horizontal, and is there a way to run them all through one projector and do you need to rewind it? These are three things. I know. Well he came up with the "Platter System" that looks like this: 

Going horizontally of course means that the movie has to be brought into the vertical positon for projection wich of course would stress the material, esp the surface that held the colors/the image. Now you could project even bigger formats like 70mm.

The movies were still distributed to the cinemas in 3-7 reels, but by taping them together and using a complicated system of angular feeders a movie could be projected in a near-endless loop.

All the projectionist now had to do was to switch the thing on and off and switch the plates. And thus, the multiplexes were invented, where one projectionist could operat up to 4 platter-systems at once.

Of course this damaged the films, As the picture is just a chemical sunstance ON the Film, not IN it, it would wear off.. Taping the reel-endings together too. But still, we are not in a grindhouse. 

The grindhouse was one (or one room in multiplex) cinema where they showed one movie basically 24/7, where you could enter when you wanted and leave too. The movies played there were low on plot and technique but high of "entertainment": A middle aged man in trenchcoat would have his cinematic desires satisfied after 20-30 minutes, so every 20 minutes, there had to be a stimulus. 

The movie print absolutely did not like this kind of handling and wore off. Basically at the end of 2-3 weeks the print was unusable, which is why only the cheapest prints (at the end of their lifespan or cheap movies made especially for those movies) were shown.

And that, I might close, was a grindhouse. 

I am not familiar with the legal workings in other countries. In Germany however, it was illegal to show pornography in a cinema, but legal to show in a club. A club was defined through the amount that was spent on beverages and cigarrettes. So the work around was that with each ticket, beverages or cigarretes were sold which made up 51% of the bill, to be consumed inside the cinema. 

Top 10 Gruselkrimis (and a definition)

Krimi is the short and diminuitive form of Kriminalroman or Kriminalfilm.

Here we are talking about movies, so it's short AND diminuitive for Kriminalfilm.

A Kriminalfilm is a "Film that depicts crime" of course as a movie and not as a documentary.

A documentary on crime would be called Kriminaldokumentation and NEVER Krimi.

A Krimidokumentation, however, would be a documentary about Krimis (either books or movies).

Now as with the Giallo, foreign scholars seem to come to the general understanding that EVERY italian movie that deals with crime in WHATEVER form would be called Giallo. Thus, people are calling the supernatural "Suspiria" a Giallo, which it is not. It is a horror film using giallo-elements - but basically it could never be published inside the giallo-book-bracket. 

It is not my job to define the Giallo, italians should do that. Back to the Krimi:

As I wrote above, Krimi is also diminuitive, which means "entertaining".. So the krimis will be not  heavy movies that make you dispair. It is made for your entertainment, not education.

The Goldmann Krimis with their distinctive RED color,
hence, red was often used in krimi titles

A serious movie would never be called Krimi but Kriminalfilm.

Eg. "It happened on broad daylight" is a Kriminalfilm. This one's serious, written by a nobel-prize winning author, directed and played by award-winning actors who don't give you the slightest idea of irony or sensationalism. It is tough as nails and will leave your soul drained like "Deliverance" - and no one would call that an adventure movie.

The "Krimi" is lighter, made by the entertainment industry, normally with less money, not-so-good-actors, and has a dose of self-irony.

This "Krimi" still could deal with anything from murder to bank robbery to abduction, theft, financial crimes (that would be a "Wirtschaftskrimi" - "Economic Krimi").

The Edgar-Wallace (and copy-) films however have a special tag. The foggy London of Jack the Ripper, the Castles of the old an vicious aristocracy, multiple murders out of greed, fortunes that vanish and cannot be found. These mystical krimis, meant to tingle the sensation of fear - and who are the precursor of  the Giallo are called 

Gruselkrimi

This is how these movies were and are called in germany. If you would say to somebody, "I've watched a "Gruselkrimi" yesterday", people would clearly think of an Edgar-Wallace-style movie.

Still, on amazon.de these movies are marketed as "Gruselkrimis"

A pulp Grusel-Krimi
"The Lady with the
Dead Eyes" written by 
"Dan Shocker"!!!

The word "Grusel" is related to the english word of "grue", "gore" and "crimp", basically to have goosebumps from the slight sensation of fear. It's not horror, it's a more delightful and surfacial experience. Thus the "Gruselkrimis" don't go too hard on the audience, they're just there to give you entertainment and excitement. 

The Edgar-Wallace-Krimis became synonymous with that term although some of them are simple Krimis and not Gruselkrimis (like Traitor's Gate).  Long lasting pulp-fiction novel series took this moniker and at the beginning they were like the BEW-movies, unruly bastards of Edgar Wallace novels. By and by, the horror element became supernatural, but still a crime had to be solved....

Horst Wendland, the man responsible for the EW-Krimis defined the movies like this in an interview:"People should feel safe to get scared. A girl should cling to the arm of her boyfrend, but when they walk home together, she should not be afraid."

The best Gruselkrimis ranked (ranked by scariness): 

I should include "Blood and Black Lace" as it was marketed as Gruselkrimi and was 30% produced by the german Monachia. I do accept however that it is the blueprint for the "Giallo", so I just concentrate on the "pure" Krimis - the giallo-factor shows how close the movie comes to being a Giallo.

I should include "The Red Queen Kills 7 Times", produced and shot in Germany, this is as close as you can get to a Krimi/Giallo blend. 

10. Das Gasthaus an der Themse

Overall-Movie-Score: 7

Grusel-Factor: 3

Giallo-Factor: 0

High on entertainment, one of the best Edgar Wallace movies, lots of atmosphere and a tight plot about a smuggler organisation where said inn is the front.

Not very scary though but so good that it makes the list and is preferable to the more goofier "funhouse" films like "Hound of Blackwood Castle". 

Where did he get those black gloves? They're awful!

9 Das Würger von Schloss Blackmoor

Overall-Movie-Score: 5

Grusel-Factor: 6

Giallo-Factor: 3

This is about a drug-smuggling operation and takes place on the road between a manor and a club. That's all. Multiple protagonists of this drug-trafficing band are being killed by a killer with only 9 fingers.

The BEW-cycle had to be harder than the family-friendly EW-cycle. Here already things are being switched up as we get to goodies like an on-camera beheading. The story is a bit muddled and does not move along too well between the set-pieces. The score is the first time anyone used purely electronic music in a soundtrack. Even the 60ies bar plays strange bleeping proto-EDM. Worthwile.

Naa, that's not the way to hang up a clothesline. If, by chance, a motorcyclist would use
this bridge...

Poor Karin Dor. In each of her husband's (H. Reinl) 
movies, she's being bound, gagged, tortured (even
in the westerns!!!). Happy marriage, this must have been.

Lame imitation by some italian "fancy" director. Pah.

8. Der Grüne Bogenschütze

Overall-Movie-Score: 7

Grusel-Factor: 5

Giallo-Factor: 2

Not very scary, more like a masked avenger movie about a wealthy american "businessman" who buys a british manor without showing any remorse (!!!). Now the Green Archer is going to haunt him. 

This one stands out due to strong performances in the cast and tight direction. And of course, Gerd Fröbe is in it. The german uncut print has a nipple-slip by Edith Teichman when they are about to get drowned in the cellar. I don't mind.

Obviously green, he is. In the later Wankker-spoofs they dubbed
him with the voice of Kermit. Which makes him even more scarien.

7. Die Blaue Hand

Overall-Movie-Score: 6

Grusel-Factor: 6

Giallo-Factor: 3

This is one of the many Alfred Vohrer "Funhouse"-movies. All featuring the same props (same skeleton, spiders etc.). I could list 5 more here and they are fun, but not really scary to anyone older than 12. This one here's a bit different as it is already clearly influenced by the giallo/BEW style. The first Edgar Wallace that was designed to be filmed in color, it looks glorious. (The first color Wallace was "Der Gorilla von Soho" but was not conceived as such, as the b/w movie had to be quickly reshot in color to meet distributor's Constantin's demands).

Kinski, obviously being scared by his own reflection in the steel.

In this fancy copy, she too is scared by her reflection, but this time shot through a reflection. Clever.

6. Der Henker von London

Overall-Movie-Score: 7

Grusel-Factor: 6

Giallo-Factor: 3

Interesting departure from the normal Wallace-stuff. This is about a veiled organisation of monks setting up secret courts in a London graveyeard and sentencing criminals to death by rope. Very striking imagry and a good reflection of self-justice. Typical Fodor script (The Head) we get a mad scientist doing strange things to blonde girls' heads in his cellar.

Strong performance by Felmy. And starlet Maria Perschy (of Five golden Dragons ia.) never looked hotter.

Krimi AND Courtroom-Drama. It does not get better than that....

... except, that it does. See... he's an evil scientist doing "research" in his cellar...

5. Das Ungeheuer von London City

Overall-Movie-Score: 7

Grusel-Factor: 8

Giallo-Factor: 8

The spirit of Jack the Ripper seems to be very much alive in 1960s London as a series of brutal slayings by the Monster of London City has Scotland Yard baffled. In a macabre coincidence, a new play about the famous murderer is about to become a major West End hit… and the leading man is rapidly becoming the prime suspect! This is as close to a giallo as you can get with brutal murders shown in first person perspective (he's actually ripping the women up with a razor blade!!), a golden-gloved murderer. All set in foggy Berlin .. .eh London.

Hm, I wonder what will happen to her? This is something I do not understand.
Professionals would never work in a street where there is so little traffic.
I mean, where do the customers come from when there is
virtually no one there for miles to witness anything..... 

Hm I wonder what will happen do her? Na, fooled you, this is from the stage play about
"Jack the Ripper"... Naaaa, fooled you again. See ... .there is an empty parking lot 
outside...

This is from the uncut 4k scan. Remember, this came out 4 months before
"Blood and Black Lace" and certianly earned its X certificate...

4. Das Phantom von Soho

Overall-Movie-Score: 8

Grusel-Factor: 6

Giallo-Factor: 3

Very strong Bryan Edgar Wallace movie, featuring a bird with a crystal plumage, scary Elisabeth Flickenschild, bare-breasted striptease scenes, grisly murders of revenge. Ain't gonna lie: there once was a bunga-bunga-party on a boat near the Akasavainian coast. Not all came back. And now the "Phantom" (in creepy disguise) kills them all. Very, very good movie and though not as "giallo" as No. 5, this is by far the better movie. Essential viewing. 

The OG Bird with the Crystal Plumage

Cheap italian imitation. It's actually not a HORNITUS NEVALIS 
but a  GRUS CORONATA. Never buy a Rolex at an italian flea-market. I say.

3. Der schwarze Abt

Overall-Movie-Score: 7

Grusel-Factor: 6

Giallo-Factor: 0

Looking for the hidden family fortune, the black abbot turns up and kills everyone. A bit on the talky side but the first showing of the masked killer in his very unhandy disguise. I may be biased here, but as a kid I was scared s-less. So were friends of me whose walk to/from school could be abridged by walking through the nearby monastir's garden. After watching this movie, for years they took the longer walk through the streets back home......

Black Abbot waiting for "Blacky"  
(Blacky being the real-life nickname for Joachim Fuchsberger)

"He's got a cousin, you know. He's called: The Monk with the whip".
And, know what, he's the one who did THAT to Solange
read about it HERE

2. Das indische Tuch

Overall-Movie-Score: 8

Grusel-Factor: 8

Giallo-Factor: 8

When a wealthy man dies, his avaricious relatives look forward to inheriting all his money. However, he leaves a provision in his will that they all must spend a week together in his castle before they will be able to inherit anything. At the castle (which is cut off from the outside world), the relatives soon begin to be killed off one by one, each strangled with an Indian scarf. 

This is already a giallo in its purest form. First person strangulations abound, women in peril. Pervs doing BDSM suff (Kinski!!! and some unknow starlet who obviously thought a career in the movies would be fun!!!!), oedipal son mother relations. The ending is  lame, but apart from the last 10 seconds, this is a blast and I bet young Argento was deeply impressed too.

 She's having fun, she can't come to the door right now... 
Actually Kinski is enjoying himself far too much in this scene.

This is from the 1987 remake by some italian guy.
Of course he had to exaggerate.
Oh those italians!.

Mother and Child reunion.
Nothing is scarier than an evil clown and
comedian Hans Clarin
makes a best of the situation.
He's the voice of one of Germany's favourite children's cartoon characters
"Pumukl". Those kids are scarred for life.

 Of course, Flickenschild is wicked as ever - a certified nazi, A.H. personally
said she was "gifted by god".
Did not do her well after the war, so she had to go "hagsploitation".

1. Die Toten Augen von London

Overall-Movie-Score: 10

Grusel-Factor: 9

Giallo-Factor: 7

Wealthy, heavily insured men are being murdered at an alarming rate. Scotland Yard investigates and finds clues that lead to a ring of blind men, led by a mysterious “reverend.” 

The "reverend" is also master of a female delinquency institute and likes to drill holes into walls. We get scary murders, submarines, creepy groping and assaulting on women. Overall the most mean-spirited and best Edgar Wallace Krimi. This is before Alfred Vohrer thought this was all a joke and created the funhouse-style Gruselkrimis - which are not scary at all.

A delight. 

Leads Karin Baal and Joachim Fuchsberger would team up one last time in "What have they done to Solange". 

Adi Berber, pro-wrestler
 (the austrian Tor Johnson), was
featured in many krimis as
hulky but simple killer. He's the one to the left. 
The other is Karin Baal.

Adi "the Moth" Berber trying to dim the light,
to make things cozier. Sadly he forgot his razor...

See this is how it's done. 1982 remake by some fancy italian dude...

Oh, you're still here? Thank you. Let's see... Karin Dor in a Western
movie, directed by her husband....

In a horromovie directed by her husband....

Doing homework in her leisure suit... in a spy-movie
by her husband

In some other sypfilm. Not directed by her husband.
She is neither bound nor gagged nor tortured in this one....

Everybody's drooling about Barbara Steele. I should do a post on Karin Dor. She is a horror-icon and no-one aknowledges that!

Still here? Ok, here are some pulp Gruselkrimi covers...

Demonic Syringe

Cries of death from the Devil's moore

Satanas, Master of the Skeletons

you do not quit. Ok. This  is the last one. A nice interview (the man at the camera again had far too much fun at work) with Karin Dor on why she won't go nude in the movies... switch on subtitles

KARIN DOR INTERVIEW