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Sunday, December 22, 2024

The lost "Engelbert Fox" Series. The Silent Movies that invented German Crime Cinema (as we know it)

The field of German silent serial movies is completely lost to us. With the French and US-American serials being rediscovered and researched, what the Germans did during WWI in their cinemas is an enigma. Most of the materials simply vanished, leaving only the faintest traces, such as newspaper advertisements and censorship cards. If something was left at all. So when I came across the fact, that Germany produced their own PHANTOMAS serial in WW1 (during research on my Fantomas-article in KRIMI!#0) I was completely hooked and on my way discovered an unknown, unexplored and unchartered world. 

1921 Das Rattenloch (Rathole),
the 34th Stuart Webbs movie.



The initiator of the German crime serials was the STUART WEBBS series that explored the Sherlock-Holmes-like adventures of gentleman detective Stuart Webbs for more than 25 years (1914-1930) and more than 40 movies. Eat this, Rialto! But those were basically rehashs of Sherlock Holmes style serials, already done by Richard Oswald and Nordisk.


Oswald'S "Uncanny Stories"
is his best-known
horror-film


Those serials, immensely popular in the central powers, served and fulfilled the desire to be entertained by criminal fiction and thus were not a bit less sensationalist than their French counterparts of the same time. But as it happened to some French serials (e.g., Zigomar), the highly flammable film stock and economic crises led to them being destroyed by the end of 1945. Furthermore, no one attached any artistic value to them, and so they were even shredded to pieces and reused as material for the soles of shoes (The Mystery lies beneath the soles of your shoes.... remember that?). How many masterpieces have been virtually stepped upon? We will never know. 


The Nick Carter Pulp Novels
were published from 1906 in
Germany, leading to the
French enchantment with
this character.


Specifically in Germany, the Nazis tried to erase anything non-healthy (such as crime and vice) from the national conscience, directly preventing archives and libraries from collecting and researching anything "filthy," such as the sensationalist crime pulp fiction series in print and in the movies. The most significant example must be "Nick Carter," the American newspaper crime novel series that was printed in the German Reich on cheap paper as pulp booklets and then went on to do big business in France, where the lead character became the first to be filmed as a serial. French production company ECLAIR did the "Nick Carter" novels, ECLIPSE did "Nat Pinkerton," whereas the Danish (!!!) NORDISK (an early competitor/partner of the already active RIALTO company) produced SHERLOCK HOLMES, whose pulp-novel stories were written in Germany by Kurt Matull under the faux-history that Holmes had his own records on crimes that Watson (=Arthur Conan Doyle) did not know about. Needless to say, that did not go down well with the license holders....


But then, how many of the film directors of the 1950s might have watched these movies with wide-open eyes, staring at the magic that unfolded before them? Too young to enter the war, but young enough to experience the sensation of shudder and terror. Those were the men that—in the 1950s—would do the groundwork of laying the foundation for the German Krimi genre. Even more so, some serials are directly responsible for the 1960s Krimi-Wave: Norbert Jacques was known to be aware of the French serial "Zigomar contre Nick Carter" and used the plot to create Dr. Mabuse. 

The Godfather to Exploitation: Richard Oswald


The most significant protagonist of the crime/vice/sleaze movie (some would say that he invented that genre) was the Austrian-born Viennese Jew Richard Ornstein, who changed his name to "Oswald." Richard Oswald started producing unlicensed Sherlock Holmes movies and serials during World War I, which was fairly common as—hey—those were proven crowd-pleasers and did not cost a penny as Germany was currently at war with the license-holders. The same goes for the lost 16(!) Fantomas movies, produced in Germany during the Great War.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles"

Oswald would become a big-time movie producer in Germany until 1933, when he had to leave the country and emigrate to the US.

There were three kinds of movies that would make money, guaranteed: Vice, Fun, and Crime. And Oswald produced them all. The first movies ever about a) Homosexuality b) Abortion c) Prostitution d) Venereal Diseases e) Adolescent and f) sado-masochistic sex were all produced by him, certainly under the disguise of cautionary films, nonetheless very, very exploitative. 

Poster for "Let there be Light"
Part II about Venereal Diseases
The Granddaddy of "educational
sex movies" was produced in
4 parts from 1916-1918

Occasionally, he mixed it all together, and this is where his "Meisterdetektiv Engelbert Fox" series comes in.



The Adventures of the Master Detective Engelbert Fox


First, the disappointment: With the exception for the phenomenal "Das Unheimliche Haus" (The Uncanny House), for all the research I did on this, nothing of substance ever showed up on these movies. All we have are newspaper ads, the occasional review, and censorship admission cards. But what is written there is mouthwatering. Let's go down the series... shall we?

Engelbert Fox is not a character that appears in a pulp-novel series. One story though is proven to be lifted from the "John Sperlock" pulps that ran a few 40 issues in 1910.

And yes, the summaries will be longer than usual. Please bear in mind that this is the first time anyone has put them together. Actually this is the first time someone ever writes about this series and has collected material. So this is more of an documentation thing than entertainment....


1915:  Der Fund im Neubau (The discovery in the newly erected house) (Part I: The Fingernail Part II: Confessions of a Killer)

Plot: A man's body is found in the basement of a new building. The dead man's name and origin are quickly established: it is a certain Stuart Wolf from Texas. A case for master detective Engelbert Fox. He rushes over and initially has two clues: a ring that was found on the dead man and the word "revenge" scratched into the basement wall with a fingernail. Fox initially tries to use the ring to track down the perpetrator. He places an ad in the newspaper that this very ring has been found and that the owner should contact him. In fact, an old woman appears who claims that the ring belongs to her. Fox hands it over to her and skillfully swings herself onto the back axle of the cab, in which the old woman finally drives away. Fox assumes - correctly, as it turns out later - that the perpetrator is behind this old woman's mask.

Fox does not notice that during the journey the old woman breaks through the floor of the cab, falls to the ground and lets the cab drive over her without the master detective noticing. Since the suspect has escaped him in this way, Fox goes to the last place where the murdered Mr. Wolf lived, a boarding house, to find further clues. On site he is told that Wolf has recently behaved very badly. He has approached the daughter of the boarding house owner in an inappropriate manner and was summarily thrown out by her brother. Wolf is said to have then moved into the hotel where a friend named Josua Riese is staying - the same Riese who once recommended this boarding house to Wolf as accommodation. Fox then goes to the hotel and discovers a second dead man: It is Riese, and in the room where he died, the hotel room, the word "revenge" has been scratched into the wall in the same way.
The only surviving still from the movie




Given that the word is high up on the wall, Engelbert Fox assumes that the perpetrator must be a tall man. The detective also tries to use the shape of the engraving to reconstruct the nature of the fingernail used. Fox then tries to track down the perpetrator using a trick that is as clumsy as it is successful. He holds a competition in his house that the tallest man in town can win. The prize is a live suckling pig . In fact, several men turn up, of whom Fox considers a cab driver named Jonathan Morro to be the most likely to be the murderer. Fox has him arrested, but the giant breaks free and speeds off in his cab. A wild chase ensues over hill and dale, but the suspect manages to escape again. However, Engelbert Fox uses the cab number to find out the driver's name and home address. The police surround the hut, but before they can strike, the accommodation that Morro has set on fire is in flames. As he lay dying, he was pulled from the smoking rubble. His last words were: "I die contentedly, because the wolf and the giant who stole my bride from me 20 years ago in Texas are dead."




PART II: Confessions of a Murderer


Plot: The dead Morro left behind a diary, which Fox now begins to study intensively. Texas, twenty years earlier: Jonathan Morro is a fun-loving young man who earns his living as a cowboy in the Wild West. He is in love with a girl whose father has settled in the nearby tent city. The two sheriffs of the town, Wolf and Riese, also have their eye on the pretty little girl and even dare to play a game of dice to decide which of them should get the girl. Wolf wins the dice, but neither Morro nor the girl or her father want to submit to this absurd decision, and Wolf is refused the young lady's hand. The two sheriffs then take the law into their own hands, raid the tent city and try to get rid of their rival Morro by kidnapping him and throwing him into a deep shaft.

This was once the connection to a river, and so Morro is able to dig his way out, then swim free in the river. He returns to the tent city, overcomes the guards set up by the wolf and the giant, and kidnaps father and daughter to bring them to safety from the villainous law enforcers. But the henchmen are soon on his heels, and in an unobserved moment when Morro is looking for food and wants to shoot game, the wolf and the giant strike. The father is killed, the girl is kidnapped. The little girl does not want to bow to the two criminals with the sheriff's star and takes poison in order to end her life voluntarily. When Morro has to mourn his dead friend, he swears cruel revenge on her corpse. He leaves the USA and returns to Europe, where he builds a new life for himself as a cab driver. However, throughout the years he remains steadfast in his long-term goal of taking revenge on the two men who took the thing he loved most from him.

The only surviving still from the movie



One day, while carrying out his plan of revenge, a great coincidence comes his way. He is in front of the boarding house in his cab at the very moment when Wolf, who is visiting Europe, is thrown out by the brother of the boarding house daughter that Wolf has been molesting. He and his companion Riese had recently left America to build a new life in good old Europe. Morro invites the drunk into his cab and takes him to the basement of the new building. There he forces him to swallow a poison pill. Shortly beforehand, he has also forced Riese's hotel address out of Wolf. Jonathan Morro then goes there and kills Riese too. He leaves the word "revenge" written on the wall of both dead people, which Engelbert Fox later found. This is how the diary entries end.

1915:  Die Verschleierte Dame  (The Veiled Lady) 1208 meters, 

Count Gronau has invited people to a soirée where he proudly presents his latest acquisition, a diamond. Suddenly he is overcome by a slight feeling of unease. His family doctor, Dr. Morena, who is also present, looks after him and promises to check on him again the next day. When the house servant leads Morena to his master the following morning, the lackey hears strange noises coming from the room a short time later. When he goes to check on things, the doctor rushes towards him and out of the house. The servant looks and sees the count lying dead in his bed.

A case for master detective Engelbert Fox. He rushes over and confirms that the diamond has been stolen. The sleuth also discovers a piece of beard hair in the closet that can be glued on for a masquerade or disguise. Fox concludes that it cannot have been the doctor who visited the patient, but the murderer, who was disguised as Dr. Morena. A little later, the real doctor appears and, completely distraught, tells of the following experience: Late yesterday evening, a veiled lady turned up at his house and begged him to visit her sick father. Obliged to take the Hippocratic oath, he followed her request and waited for a while in a room in the lady's house. When no one came back, he discovered that he had been locked in. The next morning, he was blindfolded and driven away in a car, and finally thrown out of the vehicle in the street. When he heard about Gronau's violent death, he came here immediately.

The next morning, when Fox and Morena are standing together in his house, the detective notices that the veiled lady has obviously just driven past them. He immediately starts chasing her. He sees her disappear into a house and gains entry. Fox comes across an old man. By looking at the mini-mirror on his detective hat, he can also see the frightened look of the veiled lady. Fox hands the old man a blank sheet of paper, which the latter takes in his hand, but when he sees that it is unwritten, he drops it again in anger. The detective picks it up again and is thus in possession of a fingerprint that is important to him. Suddenly, however, Engelbert Fox is captured and locked up in the villa. While the villainous residents flee, the clever fox escapes through the window and over the rooftops.

The next day, the newspaper reports that the dead Count Gronau's nephew has arrived from America. Fox immediately goes to the young Count Andreas to pay his respects and to find out more about him. Count Andreas then invites Fox to a party taking place the following day. While they are both talking, Fox catches a brief glimpse of the face of the now-unveiled lady, whom he sees through the window of the anteroom. Since Fox would also like to have a fingerprint from Count Andreas, but was unable to get one this time thanks to his sleight of hand, he decides to pay him an unannounced nighttime visit. He actually manages to get a fingerprint and almost falls into a trap. At the party, a surprise occurs: Fox has come up with a shadow play, "The Mousetrap". As part of this little performance, he reenacts the crime committed by Count Andreas, and Count Andreas has no choice but to confess.

Film Poster for "Die silberne Kugel"




1915:  Die Silberne Kugel (The Silver Bullet) 1682 meters.

Plot: Edward Maxwell, the lord of Duncan Castle, is found dead. A short time later, his daughter Daisy returns home. Her uncle Dr. Maxwell hires the detective Engelbert Fox to find out the circumstances of his brother's death and to arrest the perpetrator(s). Fox immediately sets to work with the help of his loyal servant Fix. Fox finds out that the murderer(s) are after a large sum of money. It is said to be two million in total. The money was deposited in a safe place and the deposit slip was kept in a silver ball that is located in a no longer functioning fountain.

It turns out that the housekeeper at the castle is the head of a small gang. She works closely with the three habitual criminals Harper, Brown and Winston. All four are desperate to get their hands on the deposit slip, but don't know how to operate the mechanism that uses a water jet to raise the ball. Harper is particularly unscrupulous and doesn't even have a thug's honor. Not only did he murder Maxwell with a shot through the window, but he also got rid of his accomplices Brown and Winston: he killed Winston in the elevator and Brown in a hotel. But he finally fell into the net of Fox and his loyal servant.

- The movie is based on the John Spurlock pulp-series-novel "Der Ziegelstein" by Paul Rosenhayn, adapted for the movie by Rosensteyn himself. He also wrote for the pulp-novel and film series "Joe Jenkins" and went deep into Mabuse/Sleazy/Vice Crime with novels like "Razzia der Liebe". 

John Spurlock No. 14 "Der 
Ziegelstein" was filmed as Engelbert Fox 
No. 3 "Die Silberne Kugel"





1916:  Das Unheimliche Haus (The Uncanny House) 1487 meters 

Of all the Engelbert Fox movies, this one is the only one available. The dutch copy of this "lost" film runs around 51 of 81 minutes and was digitally restored. Finally we get to see the series that actually is quite horrific in the second half when we explore the gruesome crypt.... This movie premiered on a Friday the 13th too. There will be a review esp. on this movie on the krimimagazine.blogspot soon as I already watched the movie (at least what was left of it).

The unemployed Arthur Wüllner is hired by a man as a secretary in his house. He has barely started his job when the landlord assigns him various tasks. But then strange occurrences in the spooky house begin to confuse him. He is warned on notes written by an unknown hand, and important documents disappear from the locked safe. Then an unknown woman appears in the mirror and comes out to Wüllner to ask for his help.


For reasons unknown to him, Wüllner is fired by his employer a short time later. He consults Engelbet Fox (that's all the connection there is to this character in the film). And in order to help the unknown beauty from the mirror, he secretly returns to the house one evening. With the help of the detective, Wüllner is able to unravel the strange events: his employer and his assistant have played a nasty game with him, which was part of a large-scale crime.

Screenshot from a restored copy
Here you can see the intro-sequence of
this movie

One can barely underestimate the success of this movie. This is the one where contemporary sources by far outnumber most of the other movies that were shown in 1916. I even found newspaper columns that had nothing to do with the movie except for the journalist referring to a certain situation as being like "in The Uncanny House", assuming that every reader had watched this one. 




1916:  Freitag der 13. - Das Unheimliche Haus Teil 2 (Friday 13th, The Uncanny House Part II) 1605 meters

It has already become a terrible tradition: every Friday the 13th, a member of the Eulenstein family dies. This time it is the castle's lord Herbert who is found dead in the pavilion of the castle's own garden. The murderer has clearly used high voltage to send the old man to the afterlife. Marcell von Eulenstein, the murdered man's son and main heir, commissions the detective Engelbert Fox to investigate the case.


Murder re-enactment the two surviving
stills of the movie




As a result of his investigations, in collaboration with his loyal friend and helper Dagobert Fix, he soon comes across a prime suspect. It is an ominous scientist named Prof. Cardallhan, who seems a little bizarre and confused. Fox and Fix find out that Cardallhan is actually related to the Eulensteins and, as in Nobility Obligation , intended to kill one relative after the other in order to finally get his hands on the inheritance himself.

1916   Der Chinesische Götze - Das Unheimliche Haus Teil 3 (The Chinese Idol, The Uncanny House Part III) 1445 meters 

Chinese crime has a long tradition in Germany too, with the colony of Tsing-Tao (Kiaotschu) being the German foothold in China. Interestingly, one of the hardest potboilers, the German movie "Mr. Wu" (1918) which basically is a "Fu ManChu" Ripoff bears the same name as the servant in this movie.

Dick Gröbner, a traveler in China, is on his way to visit his friend, the millionaire Franz Mollheim, when he is approached by the private detective Ralph Robin. Gröbner takes Robin with him in his car. When Mollheim arrives, not only Gröbner, but also the private detective are given a warm welcome. Gröbner has brought Mollheim something from China that he had been eagerly awaiting: it is a small Chinese idol statue that Mollheim had once discovered in China but was unable to buy from the owner, a priest. Gröbner did the passionate collector of chinoiserie this favor, which was only made possible by a theft, but also demanded something in return: the hand of Mollheim's daughter Else and, as a bonus, a hefty dowry. Else Mollheim does not agree at all with her father's dirty deal and, fearing that she will have to become the next Mrs. Gröbner, confides in the private detective Robin. The snooper promises to help her. Surprisingly, a dispute arises between Mollheim and his supplier, because Mollheim suddenly no longer wants to pay the increased dowry, whereupon Gröbner in turn is no longer willing to give the idol statue to the collector.

In this generally tense situation, everyone involved in the Mollheim house goes to bed for the night. In the middle of the night, a piercing scream is heard. The private investigator is the first to jump up, the others follow. Only Dick Gröbner remains missing. They go to his room, which is locked from the inside. When they break down the door, they see the man lying dead on the floor with a bleeding head wound. The small idol statue has disappeared. The Chinese servant Wu is also gone, but after a long search they find him in the house's basement. When the police arrive, the assigned detective Osten begins his investigation. The first clue quickly leads to Else. She had visited the dead man in his bedroom shortly before his violent death to ask him to give up her hand. She left a handkerchief embroidered with her monogram on the spot. A female footprint, which also points to the daughter of the house, is also discovered. Else admits to this visit, but denies being the perpetrator. When she is caught in a small lie, Else appears in a new, unfavorable light. Robin, who develops an emotional interest in the young woman, plans to investigate the case to prove her innocence.

As he is packing his suitcase, Robin sees the Chinese servant sneaking into Gröbner's room and apparently looking for something there. Wu is very frightened by this. A strange smell fills the room, which Robin had already identified from Else's handkerchief. Robin finds the source of the smell on the washbasin: a soap. He puts it in his pocket. As Robin tries to leave the mansion, Wu pounces on him and tries to snatch the travel bag from the detective. Osten arrives and has the Chinese servant arrested. Shortly afterwards, Robin receives a letter in which he is told to go to Altstrasse No. 24. At this address there is only an old, half-ruined house. No sooner has he entered the spooky property than Robin is overpowered and taken to a Chinese temple hidden in the crumbling walls, where Detective Inspector Osten is already waiting for him. He was also lured to this place with a letter. A Chinese man brings Robin's travel bag and takes the large soap from it. They cut through it and suddenly the missing little idol statue appears in a hollow space. Osten and Robin are stunned and wake up the next morning in a courtyard, not knowing how they got there.

Both men gradually begin to remember the strange events of the previous day and quickly set out to search for the half-ruined house. When they discover and enter it, the temple inside it has been cleared out. Osten and Robin return to Mollheim's property together. Osten is beginning to suspect that Ralph Robin might have something to do with the murder, as the soap with the idol was found in his pocket. As Osten is talking to the landlord Mollheim, servant Wu appears and brings a letter from Else. In it, she says that she is going to see Robin and that he has absolutely nothing to do with the criminal activities. The criminal inspector now assumes that Else and Robin are in cahoots and are jointly responsible for Gröbner's death. The connections are clarified in court: Else states that she saw her father in front of Gröbner's bedroom window. Gröbner denies all guilt and claims that someone must have disguised himself as him. After a tough interrogation, servant Wu confesses that he had received the news that the robbed Chinese priest had come to Europe to get the stolen idol back. Wu saw the figure, disguised himself as Mollheim and wanted to steal it without further ado. However, it was nowhere to be found because it was already hidden in the soap, which Robin took shortly afterwards. Wu then informed his Chinese comrades on site, who kidnapped Osten and Robin. Gröbner paid for the theft with his life.


1917: Das Unheimliche Haus Teil 587 (Hulda, die verlorengegangene Dame - Hulda the vanished Lady) , animated 150 meters

was recorded in March 1917 to be a humoristic animated movie, filmed by Richard Oswald and drawn by Vintial Antonescu. No other traces can be found..

Sheet-Music Cover by Vintial "Anto"
Antonescu.




As written in KRIMI#0, the PHANTOMAS serial will be examined next.....











Reviews going over the top
for this one










Thursday, November 28, 2024

KRIMI! #0 OUT NOW WORLDWIDE

 Hey you all out there! We've finally done it! Holger and me, we have put out the inaugural issue of KRIMI!. We are very proud. And we know a lot of you have been waiting for this but before you rush out to buy it through the links below, please take your time to read this: KRIMI! #0 is called #0 because it is not the official #1. It is just an issue we put out to get to grips with all the hussle that there is to physical publishing. So it is not yet there where we want the magazine to be. I would say, it is about 60%. If the real #1 it will certainly have more pages, more input, more to read and more revelations. So do not judge us too hard on this one....



The book is in letter format, 80 pages (incl. cover), full color on the amazon paper (which is a shame, but they do not offer a different one). There is a hardcover-edit out too, which is (of course) more expensive, but we do not make these prices (we do get the same amount with both edits).

Prices vary from country to country, but it is about  about 9$/€ for the SC version and about 25$/€ for the HC version. The SC version is the cheapest Amazon would produce for us, we do not make any money with this. The HC again is the cheapest Amazon offers. Here we do actually make a little bit of money, but that will immediately be put back into the next issue.

The HC variant is limited to 100. Once they are sold, it will be taken from the page.

The SC variant will be deleted once KRIMI #1 will be published as KRIMI#0 is an experimental issue. 

So here we go (please check for versions if you do not want the HC  (HardCover) but the SC (SoftCover/Paperback) variant). If you cannot find it, here is the                       

                                         

USA (HC)

USA (PB)

UK (HC)

UK (PB)

GER (Geb.)

GER (TB)

FRA (HC)

FRA (SC)

ESP (HC)

ESP (SC)

ITA (HC)

ITA (SC)

NED (HC)

NED (SC)

POL (HC)

POL (SC)

SWE (HC)

SWE (SC)

JAPAN (ONLY SC)

CANADA (ONLY SC)


for HC  ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8345107812  ASIN: B0DLP6GB1Y

for SC  ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8342438834  ASIN: B0DLPQGVV5


Saturday, November 16, 2024

2024 Days at the Grindhouse II Nov. 16th:

 


For over 20 years now, I am a member of this filmclub.  It's a secret one, so I won't tell you the name. The members of this filmclub go down into forgotten movie archives to unearth prints of very obscure or interesting movies. These prints then are shown in an old art-deco cinema-palace, that still has 35mm and 70mm projection. This takes place on a saturday morning and only members are allowed. 

This time it is Hollywood all the way. Before the first movie, we get three trailers, all of them pretty unconvincing:

"Miami Story" from 1954 has such a bad trailer that now, 6 hours later, I cannot remember anything from it. And thank God I wrote the title down, otherwise I would not have remembered this one either. Well, well. Obviously it is about an attorney that wants to bring down a mob boss. I read that in Wikipedia. 

"Make haste to live" stars "Spiral Staircase" victim Dorothy MacGuire, considerably older looking than the 10 years that had passed since the Siodmak movie. The trailer makes it clear that she is the main attraction in this obviously cheap noir about a man returning that had been to prison for alledgedly killing her 20 years ago. This seems to play like "Cape Fear" but the trailer could not raise my interest.

"Time Lock" is about a boy, trapped in a bank-safe with less air than he needs to breath through the 24h until the safe can be opened. This too is much too unexciting and seems to be more of a children's movie than a Noir. Whatever.

KANSAS CITY CONFIDENTIAL 1952


Then we get to see a theatrical print of Der Vierte Mann/Kansas City Confidental 1952, a tightly scripted robbery-noir that even spawned its own little series.

A hooded figure hires three crooks, who do not know each other to rob a money transport, unsing the car of a flower-delivery service as a disguise. During the robbery, which works well, all of them wear masks and cannot see each other. Before they split, each one gets half a playing card to identify once they get back together to divide the money after a year or so. 

The driver of the the flower-delivery service car has no idea about this, but as he had already served a term in prison, he is prime suspect and manhandled for a week or so until the "fake" flower-service car is found and he is aquitted.

Naturally he himself now wants to find out who the robbers were and want to get even (which is a bit flimsy, because they had never intended him to be a suspect). Well he gets to know the whereabouts of one of the guys, a notorious gambler.

In a very cleverly directed scene, our hero now gambles with him which makes him nervous and they have a fight. Our hero wins, takes the half-card and the telegram that announces the meeting place for the 4 robbers.

The gambler is then killed by the police. Using his identity our hero now arrives at the hotel, where the meeting will take place, as do the other ones, each uncertain who the others are.

Now we get some very clever scenes of charades until it all boils down to da showdown on the boat where the money is being kept.

This is a very enjoyable and cleverly scripted movie, only let down by the love-interest that is so unnecessary that it is annoying and a not-so-good final that is basically not very sensible.  A smart move is to make this whole thing play like a game of poke: Who is bluffing, who holds which cards, who folds to early, who goes all in. Very cleverly done indeed.

Photography is good and the leads are up to B-standard. Nothing fancy here but a good, good and enjoyable film noir. The 70 year old print looked quite good and was not too much worn out. Very preferable to the many public domain sources of this movie.

None of the actors, though made me wish to inquire more. Ah yes. a very young Lee van Cleef is in there too as the womanizing crook.


The three trailers that come before the second feature were:

"Angel Town" Obviously the trailer was not convinced of itself so the name of the movie has to be repeated over and over again and of course each time with more echo. This one stars one "Oliver Gruner" who obviously is big on MA, hitting his kicks everywhere. Actually nothing but the same kicks. Versatility is not his thing. I have no idea what the movie is actually about, the trailer was not very clear about this. But angel town --- ANGEL TOWN --- ANGEL TOWN -- AN-A-GN-EAGN-EL T-OWOWOWNNNNNN....

"Excessive Force" however goes to the exact opposite, containing only highly stylized 80ies videos aesthetics and no spoken line at all, except for "Feel to be killed" or something like this. I am mildly intrigued by the trailer and tempted to watch this one, just to increase the current 20% rating on rotten tomatoes. 

But then we get "Death Warrant" (1990) starring cutie-pie JCvanDAMME and looking good. He has to infiltrate a prison an gets beaten up until he gets up to beat up. There are seriously no women in it, so it's one for the boys and the beer.



STONE COLD 1991


So we get to the second feature:

That is is the overwhelming, surprisingly well made and thoroughly entertaining bad taste movie of Stone Cold 1991. 

Produced by Michael Douglas (it is on the German print), this is about your beefed-up Miami Vice undercover cop (Brian Bosworth), complete with reptile housepet who has to investigate the morder-plot of a biker gang led by Lance Henriksen. Well to say that this movie is cliche-ridden and all over the place is a complete understatement.

It is a banger. The script is ridiculous but camera-work and stunts are top-notch and the rowdy rock music is on spot. Very intriguing female lead Arabella Holzbog is the only one that is allowed to keep her shirt on (at least in our print) and this movie just smelles of all the cocaine that must have been available on the set.

Naturally, it is unnecessarily violent, but who cares with a good-time-sixpack-movie like this. The print was very sharp and the whole experience was a pure delight. We got a bad wrestle-match that spoils the fun but then we got a nice motorcycle-through-helicopter scene. Generally the physical effects are first class.

The scenes where the biker gang storms a court-building reminded me very eerily about the White-House intrusion after the Trump speach. 

Very rewarding for the last remaining braincells after some long drinking stunt.










Friday, November 1, 2024

GRINDHOUSE NIGHTS PART V Jan 10th 1986


You can jump HERE to the previous parts of this series.

So finally we get back to what I started this blog for in the first place: Remembering those special nights in the cozy "Stachus-Kino-Center", this run-down multiplex in the cellar of Munich's Stachus Venue with the stained red carpet, smelling of old cigarette smoke and beer....

This is january in a new year, the movies shown here won't make anybody (except me) crawl out of their cosy and warm living spaces, except for those that don't have these. So this evening (and I remember it vividly) had more than the usual amount of drifters and wildsiders in the audience. They surely slept through the whole thing. But not me. Wide-eyed I sucked it all in, all the strange tales of cannibalism, mercenaries and blossoming body parts. Let's start our journey, shall we:


1. Der Tätowierte Adler  /   Kid with a Tattoo, The  HK 1980


One of those many, many Kung-Fu comedies, this is about a young guy who has to revenge the death of his Kung-Fu teacher that had been killed by an opium-smuggling organisation. Plenty of stupid humor and standard fight scenes make this a very uninspired experience. Have you seen one, you've seen them all. 


Verdict: No!

But then, I am probably the wrong person to judge....


2. Die Todeshand des gelben Adlers / The Kung-Fu Instructor HK 1979


... movies like these. To get myself over the boredom, I began to actually pay attention to the plot in this one. So here we go: The Zhous and the Mengs are hated rivals whose mutual hostility is slowly destroying the city in which they live. While the Zhous are otherwise peaceful, the Mengs are consumed by the desire to control the city and are willing to end the feud by fair or unfair means. With this in mind, her boss travels to a distant village to secure the services of well-known instructor Wang Yang (Ti Lung) and gain the upper hand in the conflict with the Zhous. However, the honorable Wang Yang is reluctant to leave his homeland and is even less willing to get involved in the difficult clan war, but a diabolical plan by the leader of the Mengs ultimately forces him to do so. Although Wang Yang is now the official instructor of the Meng clan, he cannot accept the aggressive behavior of his new students and refuses to teach them the hidden secrets of his style. Further complications arise when Yang accepts Zhou Ping as his student, ignoring the long-standing rivalry to the chagrin of his employers. The murky politics of the situation increase the venerable master's stress, as does the gradual realization that the problems he faced in his previous residence may have been artificially created.

Although the story is different and the movie boasts the remarkable feat of being the first Shaw-production to use a Steadycam, most of the Shaw-flaws are there: zero characterization or development, this is just produced by the numbers and a missed opportunity.

Verdict: Another one



3. 5 Kämpfer aus Stahl / The Flag of Iron HK 1980


_Ahem.....

In a Chinese city in an earlier era there are two clans: The master (Wong Ching Ho) of the respected and revered Iron Flag Clan (an association that uses spears with flags as weapons) receives an invitation from the leader of the Eagle Clan to come can resolve the current tensions. The two fighters "Iron Leopard" Lu Xin (Philip Kwok) and "Iron Monkey" Yuan Lang (Chiang Sheng) are skeptical because they found out that the Eagle Clan abduct young women and then force them into prostitution. In order to settle the dispute, the master accepts the invitation. Of course, the iron flag delegation comes to the meeting without weapons - as agreed. But very quickly everything turns out to be a deadly trap. The master is murdered from behind by the contract killer "Spearman" (Lung Tien Hsiang), but this is only solved much later. After the cowardly ambush, Luo Xin's best friend Cao Feng (Lu Feng), known as the Iron Tiger, is chosen as his successor. Since there were more losses among the eagles (their devious master was also killed) and they blame the attack on the iron flags, Luo Xin voluntarily goes into exile for a few months. This is enough atonement for the authorities and Luo Xin works in a hostel in the province during this time. Tsao Feng offers to send him money, but the money never arrives, only killers who constantly try to take Brother Lu Xin's life.

Lu Xin's loyal companion Yuan Lang also visits him at the inn and tells him that he was thrown out of the clan and that Cao Feng has changed extremely. He has merged the two clans and earns a lot of money from the abducted girls who have to work for him in the brothel. Luo When there is another assassination attempt in the hostel, the then killer Spearman suddenly positions himself on the side of the good guys...

Remake of 1971s "Duel", this is ok. 

Really. 

It's ok. 

I did not mind. 

At all... but now let's go over to cinema 2 where I had been ....


4. Der Todesschrei der Kannibalen / Primitif  FIL 1978 


This movie started for me with the biggest WTF-moment in my entire movie-going history. The opening credits roll, some random shots of rainforest green. But the background music is Kraftwerk "We are the Robots" in the german version "Wir sind die Roboter". WTF? What does the german distributor try to tell us (I doubt that it is in the other country's duplicates...). Did Kraftwerk give their permission? How much had they been paid for this. I seriously doubt that Kraftwerk knew at all about this audacious move by the german distributer. Well and then.... nothing. I mean ... nothing. A group of people is running around in the jungle, two or three animals are killed. They are being taken captive and that basically is it. No violence, no gore, no nudity ... nothing. With a few cuts this could be shown on children's tv, but it won't because everything about this abomination of a movie is lousy. This is the stillborn vision of an entrepreneur who has none other than making money. This is the worst movie I ever saw. Period. Original title: "Primitif". That says it all.

Verdict: Not even primitive, just bah!


5. Mad Drivers / Ratas del Asfalto MEX 1978


Ok here's your local streetgang that obviously has it all under control, driving Corvettes and using the local groupies for their pleasure. Life could have been so good for Tony, the leader of the pack, but then, the mysterious George and his hyped-up vehicle come along, challenging Tony and his gang. Things turn brutal and then they decide to have an all-decisive street-race. This is not going to end well. This was far too mexican for me. As I can see that this movie might be seen very favourably in its country of origin, there are faaar too many moustaches here, far too little depravity and too much bad disco music. This is neither engaging nor very clever. And in the end just a time-waster if you do not have too many sentimental memories for these movies. Which I do not have.

Verdict: Nice to know, but not must-have seen!


6. Söldnerkommando 2 / Shen tan guang tou mei/ Dragon Force HK 1982


Ninjas have captured the daughter of some asian "King" and a group of western mercenaries (well actually one caucasian guy and the rest is not)  have to liberate her.  Of course they (the ninjas) do it while she is in a cheap motel bathtub. Then they do some acupuncture on her naked body to establish mind-control on her. Wow, what a concept. This is marketed as follow-up to the much more adorable "Kill Squad", but aside the asian-american production mix, there is not much similarity. The german dub goes strictly for laughs with some memorable one-liners and jokes that make the movie barebal. Otherwise, I would urge you to do some knitting instead. "Star" Bruce Baron was an america ex-pat living in the Filipines and doing some martial-arts-ninja movies in the 80ies before switching to SC-thrills and leaving it all behind in the 90ies. Good choice.

Verdict: Not worse or better than the rest!


Der Gnadenlose Vollstrecker / Killer Constable / Wan ren zan HK 1980


Uh, what do we have  here. This is an unusual crime/martial arts combination at a higher quality than most Shaw productions. Sometimes I am really happy that I have to watch the movies I missed back then for this blog. I never thought much of the endless stream of Shaw-productions, but this one here is a worthwhile movie in itself, apart from being a HKMA flick.  When the Emperor's treasury is stolen, a detective has got to get it back. As simple as that is, the movie plays a bit like "The Maltese Falcon" with noirish undertones and pretty deep characterizations. This is not your run-of-the-mill productions. This one was made with care. If I would have watched it back then, maybe I would have stayed in the cinema for more. 

Verdict: Good!

Like this one:


Todesduell der Tigerkralle / Death Duel HK 1977


... which is even better. Man, did I have fun watching these two movies back to back and did I regret not having seen them in the cinema back then. This time it is about the quest to become the best swordfighter in the realm. Simple as that, three warriors follow different paths, finally leading to a big showdown. This is a dreamlike/fairytale movie, made with much care and attention that grabs the spectator and totally immerses him. This must be one of the best Shaw-Productions ever. I am not an expert on these things, but this was very, very entertaining.

Verdict: Very Good!


Der Tiger von Kwan-Tung / Ten Tigers of Kwantung HK 1978


The secret society of the "Tigers of Kwantung" has to be annihilated, decrees the governor of Kwantung, as they had killed his father back then. No easy thing to do as they themselves had feared the backlash and had trained their sons accordingly. So this is basically a flimsy plot just to entertain you with an all-star-cast of 20+ martial arts fighters. The endless row of fights without any character development make this unwatchable without distraction. This is more like structured like a porn-movie. The fights, although, are pretty bad-ass.

Verdict: Best-Of.




Sündige Lippen / Superclimax ITA 1980


Just when you think it is safe to sink into the cosyness of the red-velvet cinema seat, along comes Joe D'Amato with this stinker. And no: Linda "LACELOVE" (!!!) does not participate other than that an old movie of hers is being shown in the actual film-plot. That is about the nymphomanic wife of an architect, looking for fulfillment as a call-girl for her pleasure. This has to be the first HC picture directed by Aristide and is incredibly hard to come by. I was able to view the unspectacular non-penetration version, but there is a german VHS out there that obviously has all the good stuff in and features a guy on a motorcycle.... a plot device I am unaware of. But that VHS goes for $200 and I am not willing to go THAT far to watch THAT movie....

Verdict: Completely uninspiring




Paris Intim 4. Teil /Les Caprices d'une souris F 1983

As above, we get a SC-cut from an HC movie, this time it is "Tout fait jouir Barbara", a movie about a movie director who sleeps with and casts young girls to get an idea for a new movie. That's the kind of brainstorm I would like to have, but then, I am just the spectator. This is pretty unexciting although the 1980s fashion AND the original opening credits song do bring a tear to my eye....

Verdict: The main theme is all worth listening to.


Intime Stunden auf der Schulbank / "Intimous hours on the schoolbench" ( GER 1981


Featuring Peter Steiner, one of the veterans of the Reportfilm from way back when and Christa Ludwig who, at that point, had already been "in it" (=HC) for a good decade (though being in her mid-20ies in THIS movie....). This of course is about dreamsex and realsex that schoolgirls want from her young and old teachers. This comes in VERY, very late in the School-girl-report cycle. Well. Competently filmed, with only a hint of a story, this -again- is available in HC-glory ("Sex mit Sechzehn") as well....

Verdict: Last of its kind.